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THE END GAME


With lockdown now easing and opportunities to occupy yourselves in other ways have arrived, this will be the final quiz. Many thanks to all those who have followed the quizzes. Hope they have been a help.


  1. Which is the only town in Britain to end in an exclamation mark?
  2. What does a dendrologist do?
  3. For which club did David Beckham make his league debut?
  4. Which actress plays the part of detective Vera Stanhope in the ITV series” Vera”?
  5. Which Japanese martial art uses bamboo sticks?
  6. Which author also writes under the pseudonym Barbara Vine?
  7. What is the name of Peter Pan’s girlfriend?
  8. Who had a No.1 hit in 1962 with the song “ Return to Sender”?
  9. Who is the current captain of Liverpool F.C.?
  10. Which film franchise’s 3rd title included the words: “ At World’s End”?
  11. The action at the end of the Bond film “ A View to a Kill” takes place on which famous bridge?
  12. What was the name of the peace treaty signed at the end of WW1?    
  13. Which Japanese electronics company produced the video games “ Donkey Kong” and “ Mario”?
  14. In which occupation would you rotate the gog at the end of your nose?
  15. At the end of “ The Wizard of Oz”, Dorothy taps her heels 3 times and says what?
  16. Which female was World Sprint Champion every year from 2005 till 2012?
  17. At which cricket ground might you bowl from the Nursery End or the Pavilion End?
  18. What was the name of the Pet Shop Boy’s first No.1 single in 1984?
  19. In which US cartoon series would you find a character called Professor Pat Pending?
  20. Which soap opera began in 1985?


ON THE RIGHT LINES - Answers

  1. In the 1930’s France built a line of concrete fortifications on the French side of the border with Switzerland, Germany and Luxembourg. What was it called?    THE MAGINOT LINE
  2. The railway opened in 1830 between Canterbury and Whitstable was known as what?    CRAB AND WINKLE LINE
  3. Who had a best selling album in 1978 with “ Parallel Lines”?    BLONDIE
  4. How many lines does a sonnet have?    14  
  5. Which Prime Minister introduced the “ Cones Hotline” in 1992, to allow members of the public to enquire about roadworks?     JOHN MAJOR
  6. Which TV crime series features characters DC Kate Fleming, DS Steve Arnott and Superintendent Hastings?   LINE OF DUTY
  7. How many lines of symmetry does a regular dodecahedron have?  12   
  8. In darts, what is the name of the throw line from which the throwing player must stand behind?   OCHE                    
  9. What chess piece does NOT move in a straight line?    KNIGHT        
  10. Which BBC drama series which ran from 1971 till 1980, was about a 19th Century Liverpool shipping company?    THE ONEDIN LINE   
  11. In the 1966 World Cup Final, England’s controversial 3rd goal scored by Geoff Hurst was confirmed as correct by the linesman.  What nationality was he?     RUSSIAN  
  12. Which 1968 No.1 song begins with the lines:

“ I was born in a cross-fire hurricane

And I howled at my Ma in the driving rain”

JUMPING JACK FLASH ( The Rolling Stones )

  1. “ So I took him by his left leg and threw him down the stairs” are the last lines of which nursery rhyme?    GOOSEY GOOSEY GANDER              
  2. What is the measurement on a ship which shows the depth of the hull when it is being loaded?   PLIMSOLL LINE       
  3. Which road safety measure was introduced in 1925?   WHITE LINES   
  4. What is the line called that goes from one side of a circle to the other, passing through the centre?    DIAMETER
  5. On the original series of “ Who wants to be a Millionaire”, contestants were given 3 lifelines.  What were they?    ASK THE AUDIENCE – 50/50- PHONE A FRIEND   
  6. On the London Underground, which is the only line to connect at some point with every other line on the system?    JUBILEE LINE
  7. The first what started at Ford Motor Works on December 1st 1913? 1st ASSEMBLY LINE
  8. The outer limits of the area known as the tropics are defined by the Tropics of Capricorn and Cancer.   Which is in the Northern Hemisphere and which is in the Southern Hemisphere?

TROPIC OF CANCER – NORTHERN HEMISPHERE

TROPIC OF CAPRICORN – SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE


DIARY OF A FIXTURES SECRETARY … WITH NO FIXTURES

(Week 9 – 22.05.20)


How are you all?  I am in regular contact with some of you and everyone seems to be coping reasonably well, if not exactly enjoying it!  


My rude comments to Uncle Albert Mundin and Elvis Ballantyne about their hair have come back to bite me on the bum. My hair now looks ridiculous and is waving uncontrollably.  I’m told that some women would pay a lot of money to put artificial waves in like my natural ones, but I hate it.  I look like Tintin, if anyone remembers that cartoon character. Sadly, only my hair matches the youthful Tintin; my body resembles another of my childhood favourites, The Fat Controller!


As is the way of things these days, I can’t get my hair cut but the dog can!  Where’s the justice in that?  I took her to the groomers last week and, after handing over a large sum of money, came away with a beautifully shorn dog.  I did offer the groomer an equal sum to cut my hair when no-one was looking but received a very curt, negative response with the comment, “I might catch something from you!”  I shall take my custom elsewhere in future.


In the interests of keeping fit so we’re ready for the long-awaited day when we can play football again, I sent Steve, an avid Ajax fan, a link to daily exercises suggested by individual players of that club.  He thanked me for my concern for his physical welfare but said that he had already developed the perfect regime for his particular needs.  It is the patented Mundin Sofa-Fridge-Sofa Workout, soon to be featured, I’m told, on a national TV breakfast show as an example to the nation.


It took him some considerable time to perfect. He had to work out the dynamics of each limb coordinating with the others to enable him to rise from a horizontal position, the optimum number of steps from sofa to fridge, the muscular stress applied to his right arm in the action of opening the fridge door and reaching for a bottle, the additional steps needed to return by the shortest route to the living room, the critical angle of descent onto the sofa, the bottle opening wrist-motion-technique, and to achieve the grand finale of the workout, the far-from-easy movement of bottle to mouth without spilling the beer whilst horizontal again.


It all sounded perfect, if a little tough, so I asked him if Mrs. M would make a video of him going through this splendid routine so I could replicate it.  Unfortunately, he said, she was too busy mowing the lawn, cutting the hedges, vacuuming, ironing, and cooking dinner.  He said he might ask later …


I have continued my cooking adventures with Duck à l’Orange, suitably enhanced by Brandy and Cointreau (I never miss an opportunity to use alcohol in cooking!), and Scones with a recipe from the Chief Pastry Chef on the Queen Mary.  (I felt a bit of a wimp when John said that he had been mixing concrete that day, as I’d only been mixing dough!)  The comments from wife and mother-in-law were that both the duck and the scones were very good, but I thought the latter could hole the great Queen Mary below the water-line were they to float down the Solent!  Seriously, I have enjoyed cooking during these strange times and spend a lot of time seeking out a recipe for each weekend.  It’s Eton Mess this Sunday!  There is a theme to these things though … too many calories, hence my earlier reference to The Fat Controller!  


Gardening duties are never-ending, of course!  The grass is growing like mad so there is regular mowing and then I have to water it which makes it grow even more.  It seems ridiculous ... one job creates another and round and round it goes!  An annual job which is one of the worst is the planting of the hanging baskets.  That doesn’t sound particularly taxing but there are nine of the bastards, with 17 plants in each!  Somehow, very early in my relationship with Mrs K, this job was allocated to me and so it has remained.  It’s a back, neck and hand-breaker. The end result is baskets which will look great, but my body crumpled on the grass unable to move.


And so to football … I watched a couple of Bundesliga matches last weekend, pleased to see 22 men chasing a ball around a field again.  There was, of course a bizarre atmosphere with no spectators and one could hear the players shouting at each other.  It reminded me of Matt on a Friday night although, on his own, he creates the same vocal volume as a Teutonic 22!   I do miss him, honestly!


Off the pitch, social distancing was observed fairly well with the masked substitutes sitting two metres apart looking like a gang about to rob the football club accounts office!  The coaching staff also wore masks but were less consistent with their distancing.  On the pitch, the players (no masks) produced some decent football, whilst only infrequently making an attempt to avoid contact.  Goal celebrations were carried out with none of the usual hugging and kissing, just the occasional fist touch.  I feel that what happened last weekend in Germany will pave the way for our Premier League restarting in late June.


Much lower down the ladder, Simon has been discussing things with Canterbury City and we will follow their lead in our resumption of training and playing matches.  Training with distancing will come first, I guess, and I am in regular contact with the lady at the University (she who is working from home in her chalet high in the French Alps!) awaiting news of when we can start using the pitch.  I’m sure that will come before being able to take advantage of the indoor changing and bar facilities.  We’ll keep in touch with Kent County Cricket Club, too.


That’s all this week, gentlemen.  As always, take care, keep fit and stay safe – I can’t wait to see you all and play again.


Jan


P.S.  I swear my hair has grown another inch whilst writing this!


  





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Friday Night Training - First Trial Session 19-June-2020


In recent weeks, the committee has been looking at ways that we can reintroduce walking football. Clearly any form of match playing on a Monday or Friday night is sometime off yet and competitive matches even further away. Plus, our venues are still closed. However, taking into consideration Government and FA guidelines and working with Canterbury City FC, we have been starting to introduce some training on Friday nights.


The generous offer of the Canterbury RFC training ground and the purchase of two goals by Dave Thompson meant that we could put out the invitation to a wide number of members, but we were still not sure how it would work. We gave the first option to the Friday night players as our first session would be on a Friday. We had no real idea about the appetite for coming back to a training session, but in the end 18 members of the club turned up desperate to kick a ball again.


Rules state that we must not be in groups of over 6. Well even our maths can divide 18 by six, so we formed three groups doing dribbling, shooting, and passing practice. Dave T rather ungallantly blaming my bulk for his inability to score. Lance worked hard to organise the groups, but with this level of numbers and possibly more next week, we need some pre-organised training sessions and Lance will need help. Tony stepped up to the plate, setting up the dribbling session that looked to me like “Cone Hell”.  I was right it was knackering, but fun. Dave R will help with organising sessions as well for next week.


In total the session lasted 1.5 hours and was, quite simply, brilliant. The aches on Saturday have been well worth it.

We will expand the invitation to the Monday players next week as the area had plenty of room and parking to accommodate as many of us as will turn up. I must reiterate at this point that our continued use of the facilities is dependent on us ALL following social distancing and FA rules. This does involve us washing our balls frequently, always an amusing intermission. The intention is to use the Uni facilities as soon as we can, to get us used to playing on an artificial 3GX surface, but in the meantime our thanks go to Dave Thompson and the Chairman of CRFC Giles Hilton for their generosity.


Simon Ludden


Chairman