Age – 51 (the baby of the squad)
Occupation – spy for Herne Bay walking football club and Suzuki cars sales manager/specialist
Other jobs – Highway Environmental Hygienist (Road sweeper)
Transparency Enhancement Facilitator (Window cleaner)
Media Distribution Officer (Paper boy)
Favourite team – Aberdeen ladies
Hobbies – Diving in the penalty area. Diving outside the penalty area. Rum
Ambition – to survive 3 nights in Portugal with Roger as his room-mate.